Well, no, I won’t! That picture is very misleading! But when she’s not typing blog posts for me, my human typist is a professional writer and blogger. She’s really good, too. Check out her cat care website and one of her blogs.
If you have a vet clinic, grooming shop, or pet supply store, she’d love to write for you. I might even help her if I’m not busy supervising the neighborhood cats outside or taking a nap. To talk with her about how you can work together, write to email@example.com.